Asher, Noe and I are eating dinner when Ed walks into the house from work. We try our best to wait for him but after 7pm, all bets are off....
Jen: I have big news
Asher: I WANT MORE PIZZA!!! I WANT MORE PIZZA!!! (heard in the background of our conversation)
Jen: (still looking at Ed)...There is another one in the oven!
Ed: (I see him getting very pale... he steps back and almost trips....) YOU'RE PREGNANT?
Jen: NO. The PIZZA'S in the oven. I was talking to Asher....