Asher: Hey, Mom...
Asher: Do you remember that thing?
Me: What thing?
Asher: You know...that thing...it's like a website but you don't have to type any words...you just press a button. Sometimes there is a blue screen but you can keep pressing the button and there are all these shows you can watch.
Me: [Pause] You mean television?
Asher: Oh yeah....TELEVISION! I miss the television! Can we have it again?
Lest you think we are raising a couple of media-starved weirdos, they watch plenty of neuron-killing junk, but on our laptop or iPad or iTouch. Overpriced cable tv is officially dead at Casa Guzman.