Asher is only in the third grade but already petrified of middle school (thank you 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book series).
Today, he heard some rumors swirling at lunch about the neighborhood middle school which sent him into a panic.
Asher: Mom, I heard there are drugs at XXX Middle School. I don't want to go there!
Me: Asher, there are problems at all middle schools. I'm sure everything will be fine.
Asher: Oh. Well... Mom?
Asher: What are drugs?